Help Wanted
The people of the third district in the State of Colorado would like a qualified person, to act as our Congressman. Great job perks: Three day work week, large salary with annual increases, pension after 2 years of service, much vacation time, world travel, health care plan.
All that is asked is that you stand up for your constituents in the Third Congressional District of Colorado and not the constituents of the Eighth Congressional District of California. Honesty is mandatory. Regular meetings are required with the citizens of the district. No applicant will be accepted that is "owned" by the White House.
If you look like this....
.... You need not apply, you have already ruined your reputation.
The fellow in the photo needs to be turned out. His brother as well.
ReplyDeleteColorado used to have integrity and people here stood (for the most part) up for what was right. I remember the 1976 Olympics vote. We turned that little trick away.